What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.