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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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About eighty years

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Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Because they cant find the point.

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They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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One is a group of cunning stunts.