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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.