Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.