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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.