Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me