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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

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What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me