Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Because they are always lying in bed!
G'night mate
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
The police made him bring it back again.
An Opti-Mystic.
Because it had postage dew.
He Glocks in
Mean.
They mean what they say.