Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!