Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
I want you inside me
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
An Opti-Mystic.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
He Glocks in
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Because it means urine trouble