Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Tennish!
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Because other cars have Mordor.
The White Wizzer
Voldemart.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
I'm arriving
The cold shoulder.
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
