Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means