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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Fraction Jokes More Fraction Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.