Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
Henry the 1/8
Because why MC, eh