Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Christmas, Carl
They both have Sandy Claws.
"F," for Fonzi. Duh.
"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
Post office.
Santa Clues.
