Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
An envelope!
They'd rather give each other a ring.
A pineapple
Oh caaamel ye faithful.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
"F," for Fonzi. Duh.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
They want to catch the last goal-post!
Knotty Pines.
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.