Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Because it's always in bed.
Your spine.
They both have Sandy Claws.
It's Christmas, Eve.
Not Z.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Santa Clues.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."