Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Yours tin-sincerely.
With stick e-tape.
Your bicycle.
Cancer
Very limited fonts.
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
They're always eager for more on their pate.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because Bs like flowers.
He's an orphan.
Elephanta Claus!
