Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

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