Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!