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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.