Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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"F," for Fonzi. Duh.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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Boris' Karl loft.

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D K

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.