What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!