What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!