Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.