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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.