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What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Decoration Jokes More Decoration Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.