How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his Christmas?

Cancer

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.