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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.