What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.