How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.