What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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