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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!