What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!