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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!