What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!