What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!