What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why the long face?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!