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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!