What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!