What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese