What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese