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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.