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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.