Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.