Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.