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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)