Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.