Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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Why is your face all scratched?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.