Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What disease do horses fear most?

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Mooooooo

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.