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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"