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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!