Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!