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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.