The word "free"
Beer.
Add 24 carrots
By adding some beets
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
You add 24 carrots.
AY E! I O U edit: added Y
Wanna go ride a bike?
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Calc you later!
You summit.
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
The plot thickens!
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
Because he doesn't have a brain
She couldn't find the 10 key.
You add 24 carats!
At night, because two feet are added to it.
With a cowculator.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
You add a dab of glue.
Add an h.
Sumday
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
They add another coat.
A senior high school math problem.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
JUST-ICE
Just ice.
I can't even
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
Just add a G and now she's gone.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
I can't even...
Booze Clues.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Because they all add up!
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Let's go ride bikes!
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
They were impressive!
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
A cranberry!
By reposting it every week!
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
WANNA RIDE BIKES
WANNA RIDE BIKES???
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
An arrr-pg
To make A TP
Thesaurus.
Postbox.
Because they spend too much time changing.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
