The word "free"
Beer.
Add 24 carrots
By adding some beets
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
You add 24 carrots.
AY E! I O U edit: added Y
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
Wanna go ride a bike?
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Calc you later!
Banned from
You summit.
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
The plot thickens!
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
Because he doesn't have a brain
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!
She couldn't find the 10 key.
You add 24 carats!
At night, because two feet are added to it.
With a cowculator.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
People that would use said word can't read.
You add a dab of glue.
Add an h.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Sumday
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
They add another coat.
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
You add ices.
One I say one.
A senior high school math problem.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
JUST-ICE
Just ice.
I can't even
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
Just add a G and now she's gone.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
I can't even...
Booze Clues.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Just add water.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Because they all add up!
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Let's go ride bikes!
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
Brexit
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
The chicken crossed it.
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Probably ban nail guns
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
Rare.
Let's go ride our bikes.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
