Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
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Booze Clues.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
No, it's the C.
By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!
Oh shoot, I forgot...
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."