How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!