How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.