How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.