A cup of decaf
A Mississippi cup.
Because it was drunk.
A tea bag last longer in the cup
A MUGshot.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
A teabag stays in the cup longer
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
A cup of Joe.
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
Because he started drinking it before it was cool.
Because it's still dressing.
Because Boston has all the cups!
So they won't whistle on the way down.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Because all proper tea is theft.
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
When it gets a handle on life.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
Pee in a cup.
A cup of yogurt.
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Ones in a cup
They where playing for the cup!
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged
Because it was too steep.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
They have a sixth sense of humor
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
Because they're afraid of Wales!
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
TAKBEER!
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
They don't but all eggs always fit.
Don't get me started.
He was waxing lyrical!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Neither, they both burn shorter.
