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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a group of kids?

A migraine

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

Marry Couple Jokes More Marry Couple Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.