Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
About 1500 miles.
Lets go play on our bikes.
A elevator can raise a kid
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
All-porpoise cleaner.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
She named him Oedipus.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Me too*
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
