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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

Marry Couple Jokes More Marry Couple Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.