What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.