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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who's Gotye?

While their kids were like, "What's a record

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Marry Couple Jokes More Marry Couple Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.