What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it