What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager