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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!