What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.