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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture