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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!