What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.