What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror