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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf