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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.