What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.