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What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.