Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.