What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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Fire in the hole!

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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All of it.

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He wanted rich milk!

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Everywhere.

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A good days hunting.

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.