March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Previous Random Joke Next
4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.