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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.