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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Big Lie Jokes More Big Lie Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.