What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Big Lie Jokes More Big Lie Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.