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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Big Lie Jokes More Big Lie Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.