What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.