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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

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Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield