How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader