How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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They both begin a trip at the post!

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader