How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

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What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.