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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.