How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.