Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
Procrastination!
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Am I supposed to pick my favorite
This joke...
IT: Work M: Who hurt you
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Sigh* Parenting is hard.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
It was supposed to be in place last week!
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
4: A ninja.
Quack the case!
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
More than 1,000
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
I reckon that fence is around a yard.
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
Tooth-hurty!
Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!
