Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Procrastination!
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
This joke...
IT: Work M: Who hurt you
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Sigh* Parenting is hard.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
It was supposed to be in place last week!
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Quack the case!
It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
I reckon that fence is around a yard.
Tooth-hurty!
