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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.