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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you call a smart Mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."