What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What up Holmes?

Watson

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!