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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.