What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.