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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.