What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.