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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.