What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus?

Montana.

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.