What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.