Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.