Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

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What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.