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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!