Because they drink to much coughee.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Let me be your *soil*mate
Hash with alot of Salt
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
The Rice-child was born.
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!
Student: By Staying at home.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Because they don't like Turkey
Someone who takes everything literally
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Because they drink it before it's cool.
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
