Because they drink to much coughee.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Let me be your *soil*mate
Hash with alot of Salt
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
He couldn't part with it.
Glock-amole
Cause all their pants are half-off
Forget it once.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Mascarpone!
Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
A seasoned traveller.
