Because they drink to much coughee.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Let me be your *soil*mate
Hash with alot of Salt
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
Because the steaks are too high.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
A Brexit
A clean sheet.
Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Chapped lips
Nah. I'ma stay.
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.
T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.
Because they live in misery
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Spartify
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy