Alot Jokes

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Trigonometry Jokes More Trigonometry Jokes

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub