Year Ago Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

Virgin Mobile Jokes More Virgin Mobile Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)