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Year Ago Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

Virgin Mobile Jokes More Virgin Mobile Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)