They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.
Have you heard of stray chickens
We're going to build a wall
Bang! (!)
So the can smell like big girls!
Do you know how to drive this thing
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
There's 20 of them
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because they like to pump kin.
A completely rational fear.
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
Because they're shellfish.
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
