A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
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They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
The bond market crashed.
You should bill Gates.
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Bulbasaurs
A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
Cause they know they're important.
Starving.
Because two Wongs don't make a white
It fro's up.
He began to feel Merry.
