Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
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Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Because their p is quiet.
Their P is silent.
Because the 'p' is silent.
About 6 hours.
A bird can fly.
Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...
Oral-
A Lickalottapus
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
The real joke is always in the comments!
Because they can't even.
All P
One had to P.
You're really bustin' Machops!
Kurt and Rod
There is no sound... The P is silent.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
