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Pterodactyls Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct