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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.