What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.