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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.