What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged