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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup