What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.