What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.