What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.