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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!