Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.