How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

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How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.