How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.