Aid Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

100 Certainty Jokes More 100 Certainty Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Kool Aid Jokes More Kool Aid Jokes

Whats eazy e's favourite drink?

Kool aids

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.