Aid Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo