Aid Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids!!

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Magic Johnson Jokes More Magic Johnson Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit