Aid Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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