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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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How do you prepare for a party in space?

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Where would be a good place to find 25 million North Korean jokes?

In North Korea itself.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Phelp Jokes More Phelp Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."