Tally hohoho!
Santa walking backwards.
I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point
A Headphone
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because he had my grains
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Because they quickly lose interest
Counting Crows
When the chips are down!
More guns.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.