If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
Count Quackula.
Four years in an Ivy League school!
About tennish.
A toddler can count past two...
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
He felt his presents.
Brucism
Because he has down syndrome
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
They're wheels.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
By losing a billion dollars in business.
Michael google.
Slanta Claus.