Paraplegic Jokes

You might also enjoy:

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Nra Member Jokes More Nra Member Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Bald Guy Jokes More Bald Guy Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.