Paraplegic Jokes

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't, you go and grab him.

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Steamed Vegetable Jokes More Steamed Vegetable Jokes
Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year