What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)