What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.