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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.