What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me