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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"