What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.