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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty