Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.