Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.