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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"