Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments