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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.