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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.