What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!