What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Cri-me-a river!

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.