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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.