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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Conflict Jokes More Conflict Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.