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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Conflict Jokes More Conflict Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast