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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Conflict Jokes More Conflict Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast