What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.